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\nThe Husbands are an all-female American garage punk band that formed in 2002 in San Francisco, California, United States. The band has gone on an international concert tour in the United States and Montreal, Quebec, Canada. They have two albums on Swami Records. They have toured the United States four times performing with bands such as Dead Moon, Demolition Doll Rods, Beehive and The Baracudas, The Sultans, Hot Snakes and The Black Lips
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